The White Man came with 2 great weapons. One is the Bible, the other was the...– (via mentalvegetarian)
uoa: do vegans know that animals eat other animals
thefunnygentleman: if you are a lil unsure about your outfit just remember rupert grint went to his first premiere wearing this
a short horror story
locktobre: President Romney
me: i want that
me: checks price tag
guys on the internet: i want a girl with a good taste in music, fun personality, kinda dorky, weird, will go to concerts with me and is an all around good person
guys in my area: if the girl got an ass and a rack i'll bang her aye swag swag weed mothafucka swag
mitt romney: women don't need birth control, global warming isn't real, can't afford your medical bills? not my fucking problem get another job hoe, what are minorities, haha gay marriage good joke, that country is pretty brown and menacing let's bomb them. also not only am i the laughing stock of the international community i also held down and taunted a gay kid at some point in my life haha i'm rich bitch whatevs. i'm running for leader of your country and will be responsible for the governing body that makes the rules for your life, is that cool with you?
youth of america: politics is boring idc
miley cyrus: -hair cut-
youth of america: OH MY GOD THAT'S DISGUSTING HOW COULD YOU EVEN THINK OF DOING SOMETHING LIKE THAT IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND HOLY MILEY WHAT KIND OF IDIOT ARE YOU YOU'VE RUINED MY FUCKING LIFE
berryhudson: remember when everyone used limewire and when you downloaded a song most of the time it was never the song and instead you got a clip of bill clinton saying i did not have sexual relations with that woman
gaybelowthewaist: I’m falling. trust me.
alxgaskarth: so i searched bart simpson on google images and i scrolled down too far and i am terrified
what i said: i'm not religious
what they heard: babies are so delicious i drink the blood of toddlers every morning and suck out your kid's soul hail satan
chicagoartnerd: myles4j500: immabard: el3ctricity: 18-15n-77-30w: kinkyturtle: alexbelvocal: liketheesun: urbieknowsbest: cawtneey: damn this actually sounds really sick Ok, i know tumblrites are known for saying some SUPERLATIVE shit all the time, but this is the best thing on the internet. this is definitely legit DOPE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…. What??...