March 2012
41 posts
Read this Simple Story~ →
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When I dance.. →
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In front of my parents:
In front of my friends:
By myself:
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Replacements for 'Cool Story, Bro' →
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Fascinating discourse, chum
Riveting fable, comrade
Intriguing anecdote, brethren
Perpetuating argument, colleague
Sweet saga, yo
Waste of time, jerk
Spellbinding reiteration there, my chummy
Phantasmagorical novelization, oh great one
Interesting intellect, imbecile
Trepidating bore, fetus
Ballin’ gossip, dawg
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FUCK
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I Am Not
I am not Trayvon Martin
I don’t even like Skittles
I don’t even think I own a hoddie like the one he was wearing when he died
I’m an African American, some may even go as far as calling me Krystal.
All I want is assurance.
That I will not be shot by someone because
of the color of my skin
the type of candy I’m eating
I’m walking to my home
All I want is...
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I don't believe in...
being offensive to prove a point.
If you’re a believer, love God, love people, hate sin. Don’t cast people out for selfish reasons, stop telling people they’re going to hell, if you want to minister to non-believers do so in a way that doesn’t make them hate you.
If you’re not. Love people, respect differences. At the end of the day calling someone stupid for...
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i can't wait to get married →
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: i’m gonna walk down the aisle like
and i’ll be all like
my future hubby is gonna be standing there waiting for me like
we’re gonna say our vows, and be all like
then we’re gonna go to the reception and party
then go to our hotel room and bang
then live happily every after
but for now, I’ll be on Tumblr
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En mi clase de
espanol… tumblr
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"Feci, quod potui, faciant meliora potentes"
“I have done my best, let others attempt to do better”
-Kuylygin, Three Sisters by Anton Chekhov
When someone mouths something to you from across... →
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what a funny blog
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Dropping your phone.
The first time:
The next few times:
After a million times:
After a billion times:
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Illinois legislators may eliminate tuition break... →
“All you need to do is believe you can… and you will”
Typical Classroom →
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1: The stoners in the back like:
2: The class clowns are like:
3: Girls on their period are like:
4: The bestfriends are like:
5: That one dude who is ready to fight at all times is like:
6: The teacher’s pet is front in center like:
7: That one person who is always texting is like:
8: Nobody is learning so the teacher like:
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