Read this Simple Story~ →
wowfunniestposts: this blog is epic
When I dance.. →
wowfunniestposts: In front of my parents: In front of my friends: By myself: this blog is epic
Replacements for 'Cool Story, Bro' →
wowfunniestposts: Fascinating discourse, chum Riveting fable, comrade Intriguing anecdote, brethren Perpetuating argument, colleague Sweet saga, yo Waste of time, jerk Spellbinding reiteration there, my chummy Phantasmagorical novelization, oh great one Interesting intellect, imbecile Trepidating bore, fetus Ballin’ gossip, dawg HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FUCK this blog is epic
I Am Not
I am not Trayvon Martin I don’t even like Skittles I don’t even think I own a hoddie like the one he was wearing when he died I’m an African American, some may even go as far as calling me Krystal. All I want is assurance. That I will not be shot by someone because of the color of my skin the type of candy I’m eating I’m walking to my home All I want is...
I don't believe in...
being offensive to prove a point. If you’re a believer, love God, love people, hate sin. Don’t cast people out for selfish reasons, stop telling people they’re going to hell, if you want to minister to non-believers do so in a way that doesn’t make them hate you. If you’re not. Love people, respect differences. At the end of the day calling someone stupid for...
i can't wait to get married →
wowfunniestposts: : i’m gonna walk down the aisle like and i’ll be all like my future hubby is gonna be standing there waiting for me like we’re gonna say our vows, and be all like then we’re gonna go to the reception and party then go to our hotel room and bang then live happily every after but for now, I’ll be on Tumblr this blog is hilarious
En mi clase de
"Feci, quod potui, faciant meliora potentes"
“I have done my best, let others attempt to do better” -Kuylygin, Three Sisters by Anton Chekhov
When someone mouths something to you from across... →
wowfunniestposts: what a funny blog
Dropping your phone.
The first time: The next few times: After a million times: After a billion times:
Illinois legislators may eliminate tuition break... →
All you need to do is believe you can… and you will
Typical Classroom →
wowfunniestposts: 1: The stoners in the back like: 2: The class clowns are like: 3: Girls on their period are like: 4: The bestfriends are like: 5: That one dude who is ready to fight at all times is like: 6: The teacher’s pet is front in center like: 7: That one person who is always texting is like: 8: Nobody is learning so the teacher like: this blog is hilarious